Jim Murray

1 year ago ·

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The Musk Report May 30

The Musk Report May 30

~The Musk Eeport-

Scrutinizing the Inscrutable

 

Well, here it is almost June and our boy still
has not managed to get hold of Twitter. He has
however managed to lose something like 80
billion clams on Tesla, for no reason that any-
one can figure out.

Some folks have a theory that all the Twit-
ter shenanigans are in aid of driving the price
down. But I'm not sure about that one. | think
he’s looking for a reason to back out, because
he's discovered that this won't be as much fun
as he thought it would when he got the idea.

| mean when you have ten million followers
already many of whom multiply that number
by sharing, and you have social media broad-
casting even if you should blow a louder than
normal fart, why would you need the hassle?

Most recently he's come out in defense of
all the bullshit surrounding genius comedian
Ricky Gervais. | watched his Netflix special and
frankly came away wondering what all the fuss
was about. He's a comedian. He pokes fun at
things. That's what they fucking do!

| really do believe the pickle the world has
up its collective ass is growing. And old Elon
here is letting everyone know just how big it
actually has become. Wake up & enjoy the ride,
people, ‘cause there's only one ride that we
know of.
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