THE LONE STAR MADNESS

See this bad boy? This is the kind of weapon that can literally cut you in half in about three seconds flat. Ironically, it's a weapon that any yahoo in the great state of Texas can purchase freely and carry with him when he heads to the Piggly Wiggley to pick up a loaf of bread. I don't know about you but I would consider myself in a great deal of danger if I were to somehow piss off one of these doofuses. Maybe I park too close to his pickup in the lot. Or maybe stared a bit too long in disbelief that anyone would be so bent that they need to carry an automatic weapon to the grocery store. Add to that the fact that owning a gun like this in Texas means you don't have to be trained to use it. This, of course means that one of these dipsticks could easily blow your head off while showing it to one of their friends. There's something terribly wrong going on in Texas. It sure as hell got scratched off my list of places to visit. Because I would imagine a Canadian liberal like me would make a tempting target for a lot of them.