A bit of humour
Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays
Enjoy
· My thanks to “Postscript” for these gems
· Crushing pop cans is soda pressing
· The problem with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected
· People are making apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow
· Autocorrect made me say things I didn’t Nintendo
· If ignorance is bliss than I know some people who should be happier than they seem
· I danced like no one was watching. My court date is pending.
· Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
· Puns about communism are not funny unless everyone gets them
· If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.
· I ordered a chicken and an egg on the Internet just to see which one comes first
· I ate a dictionary and got thesaurus throat.
· I can tell if people are judgmental just by looking at them.
· Despite the high cost of living it remains popular
· WELL, TO BE FRANK, I’d have to change my name
· A book hit my head and I have only my shelf to blame
· The cook was a good cook, as cooks go, and as cooks go, she went.
· In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.
· Think about how many blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretions of other people.
· A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
· Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.
· Never be a pioneer. It was the Early Christians that got the hungriest lion.
· I hate posterity—it’s so fond of having the last word.
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