A few rules for seniors and especially for those who golf

1. It is okay to talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice

2. "ln Style" are the clothes that still fit.

3. You don't need anger management. You need people to stop making you angry.

4. Your people skills are just tine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "l don't need to write that down. l‘ll remember it."

6. “On time" is when you get there.

7. Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound

8. It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

9. Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

10. Growing old should have taken longer.

11. Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

12. You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will

13. “0ne for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.

14. There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and pocketed by someone else. Making it a stolen ball. Tie player is not to compound the felony by charging him or herself with a penalty.

15. If a putt passes over a hole without dropping. it is deemed to have dropped. The law of gravity supersedes the law of golf.

16. Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be blown in, may be blown in This does not apply to balls more than three inches from the hole. No one wants to make a travesty of the game

17. There is no penalty for a so-called "out of bounds" If pinching golf club owners bought sufficient land. this would not occur. The golfer deserves art apology. not a penalty.

18. There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard. as golf

19. balls should float That they do not is a technical problem that manufacturers have yet to over come Senior golfers should not be punished for manufacturers shortcomings.