Jim Murray

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Please Help Me In My Quest For A Million Page Views. Then & Only Then Will My Life’s Work Be Complete.

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Alternative Title:
"10 Little Known Secrets For Developing And Actualizing Your Success Quotient, Becoming A Millionaire, Being A Great Team Leader, Hiring Driven And Highly Motivated Employees And Stimulating Everyone You Meet In A Positive And Lasting Way With Your Great Public Speaking Voice, Innate Charisma, Outstanding Powers Of Persuasion, Absolute Professionalism And Total Zest For Living.”
Some days, I think I might implode under the sheer weight of all that I have become.
My name is Jimmy. I am the the illegitimate son of Tony Robbins and Ann Coulter, (figuratively speaking of course). My life story have been one of excellence training ad infinitum. More millionaire mind seminars that I can recall and the complete commitment to memory of Chicken Soup For The Soul, The Laws Of Attraction, and How To Win Friends & Influence People. I have spoken to small groups and large ones. I have been the opening act for Joel O’Steen and many others of the charismatic superstar motivational variety, may of whom wish to remain nameless.
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I have written several New York Times #1 bestsellers Including; Mastering Your Own Ego-A Personal Journey, Talking Down To People Without Making Them Feel That Way, and my million seller, “Hey You! Get Your S**t Together!
I have been rewarded handsomely for all my efforts with both money and other perks. I have advised politicians and the heads of major drug cartels alike. I have created management courses for Fortune 500 corporations, many of whom are still in existence today, except for their incarcerated executive officers.
But you know, none of this is really what I am about.

I Had To Have Come From Somewhere

My beginnings were every bit as humble as, say Dolly Parton’s. Born in the Blue Ridge mountains of West Virginia, it was expected that I would follow my father’s path into the coal mines, contract black lung and die at the age of 49.
But I defied the odds by running away to Charleston as a teenager and landing a job on a private yacht headed for the Caribbean. Here I happened to meet one of the world’s great motivational entrepreneurs, who saw my potential, took me under his wing and basically provided me with the means to further my education and actualize my infinite potential.
Several years later, when he was satisfied that I was guru-ish enough, I married his daughter and we became the sole heirs to his fortune of well in excess of 30 billion dollar...extracted effortlessly over the years from the wallets of the lost and those seeking success in a dog eat dog world.

Money Buys A Lot Of Fame...It Really Does

Now you would think all this money would spoil me and lead me to a life of debauchery and idleness. But you would be mistaken.
I was determined to be my own dog, and not live the life of idle luxury that money would have afforded me. So after my divorce I immersed myself in the world of helping others.
I know it sounds completely selfless, but what can I say. I bought my way into the most influential circles. Debated with the thought leaders in many industries and earned a reputation as the guy to have at their annual sales and shareholder conferences, complete with a few boxes of my skillfully ghostwritten bestsellers which I happily included as part of my engagement packages.
From there the sky was the limit.

Let’s Talk About You. I Mean Why Not

But that’s enough about me. I want to know about you. What are your hopes and dreams? How will you actualize them? Where will they take you? Do you have a plan? Can you afford one of mine?
As you can see there are not 10 Little Known Secrets in this post. That was just a ploy to get you to read about me. And if you have come this far, then I have been successful.

One Tip That’s Better Than Any 10 I Could Dream Up

But I will give you one tip that will help you in ways you never imagined possible.
People like me…we are basically full of hot air. We don’t know any more about life or business or success or leadership than you do.
There I’ve said it. The first honest thing I have said since I signed on board that billionaire’s yacht all those years ago and this incredible journey began.
If nothing else, my life story goes to illustrate than anyone who is full of it can make it big time in the guru/visionary/thought leadership business.
At the end of the day, you will be much better off taking your counsel from the person you see in the mirror.
I’ve been doing it for years and look where it’s gotten me.

PS: I hope I have not offended any thought leaders, visionaries, gurus, spirit guides, life coaches or soul swamis.

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If you have a marketing or communications challenge you would like to discuss, (no obligation) there are three ways
you can contact me.
Direct Line: 416 463-3475 • Email: onandup3@gmail.com •  Skype: jimbobmur61

If you want to read more of my stuff, you can do that here: https://www.bebee.com/publisher/@jim-murray

For more info on me,  https://www.bebee.com/producer/@jim-murray/this-post-is-my-about-page

My free ebook,  Small Business Communications For The Real World, can be downloaded here:
https://onwordsandupwords.wordpress.com/2013/11/24/small-business-communications-for-the-real-world/

All content copyright Jim Murray 2016. All rights reserved.



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Comments

Mohammed Abdul Jawad

7 years ago #8

Aha...Jim Murray you are the eminent person soaked in simplicity, with gut feelings to make a frank exposure in truth. Be happy for your accomplishments in your journeying life and aspire more pathways to inspire others! :)

Milos Djukic

7 years ago #7

Jim Murray :)...no further comments.

Lisa Gallagher

7 years ago #6

Loved this piece Jim Murray. I'm very hard on myself when I look in the mirror. I wish there was a tender voice talking back once in a while! By the way Jim, I was dying with laughter when I read you are the son of Tony Robbins and Ann Coulter. Your last name would have been Coultergiest if that was the case ;-) Good one!

Phil Friedman

7 years ago #5

#6
May bee true for you Franci, but me? I am often my own worst enemy. Cheers!

🐝 Fatima G. Williams

7 years ago #4

Loved the read Thanks Jim Murray They say truth hurts I wonder why and what you've said has some great points. We go searching for answers when all we have to do is " Look in the mirror " .

don kerr

7 years ago #3

Rockin' it! Love this.

Phil Friedman

7 years ago #2

This nicely sardonic post by Jim Murray makes some serious points. People like to say that the cream rises to the top. But in my experience so does a hot air balloon. The difference is that the balloon is easily punctured, as Jim has done here. A good read for a Sunday afternoon. Cheers!

Phil Friedman

7 years ago #1

Nicely sardonic, Jim Murray. People like to say that the cream rises to the top. But in my experience so does a lot of hot air. The difference is that a hot air balloon is easily punctured, as you have done here. Cheers!

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