Hoppy Easter

What shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?
Because it might crack up!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.
Christmas does come before Easter in one place - but where? The dictionary!
What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.
How does Easter end? With an "R"!
Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs mark the spot!
How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?
Eggs-ercise!
What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
What kind of bean can't grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
What do you call a sleeping egg?
Egg-zosted!
What do you call 10 rabbits marching backward?
A receding hareline.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
It might crack up!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From an eggplant.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jellybeans!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
At the basket ball.
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Hip Hop
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