Old is When 2
Please note that these statements are intended to be humorous and based on stereotypes I have heard as I got older. We need to understand that the people saying these things are not meaning to offend, but are trying to be funny. I only take offence if it is a younger person (under 50) saying it instead of someone of my age.
"OLD" IS WHEN Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes -and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pace-maker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"0LD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"0LD“ IS WHEN "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. '
"0LD" IS WHEN"… when all-nighter" means not getting up to go to the bathroom.
OLD" IS WHEN You get excited about taking a nap instead of going out on the town.
"OLD" IS WHEN You consider a comfortable chair and a good book to be the perfect Friday night.
"OLD" IS WHEN Your idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 p.m.
"OLD" IS WHEN You start using phrases like "back in my day" or "when I was young" on a regular basis.
"OLD" IS WHEN You're more interested in gardening and birdwatching than hitting the club scene.
"OLD" IS WHEN You need reading glasses to decipher the restaurant menu.
"OLD" IS WHEN Your idea of a hot date is a candlelit dinner at home.
"OLD" IS WHEN You find yourself forgetting names more often than not.
"OLD" IS WHEN You opt for sensible shoes over trendy heels.
"OLD" IS WHEN Your idea of a wild adventure is trying a new recipe in the kitchen.
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John Rylance
4 weeks ago #1
I have had a chuckle nay chortle at these two posts.
Also I saw a card today which posed the question how do you tell if your are old?
If you fall down and people laugh you are young, if they panic then you are old.
As someone who has balance problems I can relate to this. Though I rarely completely fall I do totter a lot, and people will say I should take more water with it, except I rarely drink alcohol.