Punography
Some old ones but still funny. Enjoy
1. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
5. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
6. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
7. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
8. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.
9. I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.
10. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
11. I've got some unemployment jokes, but none of them work.
12. PATIENT: Doc, I keep having these dreams. First, I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?
DOCTOR: You need to relax. You’re two tents.
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure!!
14. A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.
15. I once heard a joke about pizza. It was cheesy though...
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