Royce Shook

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Punography

Some old ones but still funny. Enjoy

1. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 

3.    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

5. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

6. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

7. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

8. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming.

9. I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.

10. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

11. I've got some unemployment jokes, but none of them work.

12. PATIENT: Doc, I keep having these dreams. First, I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?

DOCTOR: You need to relax. You’re two tents.

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure!!

14. A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.

15. I once heard a joke about pizza. It was cheesy though...

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Comments

John Rylance

6 years ago #1

These are all so corny I can barley stand them.

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