Some of My Favorite 'Old is' Jokes

'OLD' IS WHEN

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love' And you answer: 'Pick one, I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN

Your friends compliment you, On your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot!

'OLD' IS WHEN

A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy And your pacemaker opens the garage door!

'OLD' IS WHEN

Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face

'OLD' IS WHEN

You don't care where your spouse goes Just as long as you don't have to go along

'OLD' IS WHEN 

You are cautioned to slow down By the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN

'Getting a little action' Means you don't need to take any fibre today

OLD IS WHEN…

"Your definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger"

OLD IS WHEN

You realized that you should never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive.

OLD IS WHEN…

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses 

OLD IS WHEN

Deja Moo is the feeling you've heard this bs before.

'OLD' IS WHEN

'Getting lucky' means you find your car In the parking lot

'OLD' IS WHEN

An 'all nighter' means not getting up To use the bathroom

OLD IS WHEN

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired

OLD IS WHEN

If you want happiness for an hour, you take a nap.

'OLD' IS WHEN

You are not sure these are jokes! Have a good day!

"Young at heart" (slightly older in other places!)

Thanks to Wally for these gems