Some Puns for fun
As I put my car into reverse, I thought to myself, “This takes me back”
I asked my cat, “what’s two minus two” He said nothing
You can’t run through a cap site you can only ran, because its past tents
Every time I leave the house I keep getting followed by a bird with long legs. I think I am being storked.
At a job interview, I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
“Nervous?” Asked the interviewer, “No I always give 110%”
I recently took a pole and found out that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
How did the hamburger introduce her girlfriend? Meat Patty!
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O’Shea
Why did the gardener never want to leave?
Because it was the only place, he’d ever mowned.
I have decided that from the start of next week I am going to dress as a different kind of bread every day
Roll on Monday
I am going to have my spine removed. All it does is hold me back
I just got a job making plastic Dracula’s. There are only two of us on the production line. So, I have to make every second count.
Someone asked if I was Russian, I said: “I’m not, I’m taking my time.”
99.9% of people are idiots. Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.
Someone broke into my house and stole a limbo stick. How low can you go?
Most people write “congrats” because they don’t the spelling of “congrajulashions”
I broke one of my fingers at work today, On the other hand, everything is OK.
If a dentist makes a mistake….is it acciDENTAL?
What do you call a girl who sets fire to bank loans?
Bernadette
What do you call a goat that acts immaturely? A silly billy.
What do you call a magician that has lost his magic? Ian
What ‘s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint
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