Thoughts

It's so weird all the different names they have for groups of animals. They have pride of lions, school of fish, rack of lamb.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Granted, television can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

The future is that time when you'll wish you'd done what you aren't doing now.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

If at first, you don't succeed... you're doing about average.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

Studies show that the average American is 10 to 20 pounds overweight. YESSSSSS! I'm finally above average at something!