Royce Shook

7 years ago · 1 minutes of reading · ~100 ·

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A frog walked into ....

A frog walked into ....

Many thanks to my cousin Lorraine for this one:


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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(You're gonna love this.)

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)

Never take life too seriously.

★♫.•Pass it on!! Give someone else a reason to smile.


Comments

Ian Weinberg

7 years ago#6

Sure toad the line! Real cute - thanks for the chuckle Royce Shook

Ken Boddie

7 years ago#5

Sounds toadly awesome, Royce. Glad he didn’t croak it. 🐸

Royce Shook

7 years ago#4

#1
#3 Thank you, Susan, and Ken, you are correct and just so you don't leap to any conclusion the hoperation was a success.

Ken Boddie

7 years ago#3

I’m guessing, Royce, that this unhoppy frog was baroke, baroke, baroke and needed the holiday to get over his recent hoperation?
Need a quick laugh this morning? Royce Shook is providing one here!
OMG, love that, Royce Shook! Just wonderful!

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