Royce Shook

3 years ago · 1 min. reading time · ~10 ·

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“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire


“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” – Andy Borowitz

 “At every party, there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” – Ann Landers

 “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?” – Benny Hill

 “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson

“As a child, my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

“My favourite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” – Casey Stengel

“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” – Edward Abbey

“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Philips

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.” – George Burns

 “Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” – Benjamin Franklin

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Comments

Fay Vietmeier

3 years ago #4

My favorite .. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

Fay Vietmeier

3 years ago #3

My favorite: “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

Fay Vietmeier

3 years ago #2

Royce Shook I love your "contemplations" Many resonated .. a couple made me smile ;~) I love Einstein .. truth in humor. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein

John Rylance

3 years ago #1

Perfect thoughts arise from quiet contemplation. K. Sanja Funny thoughts too. Thank you Royce, for bringing a chink light in a drab day

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