Did you ever have to change a password?
I recently had an issue changing my password on one of my devices. The episode brought to mind this old but relevant post I saw a few years back.
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50frickingboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
USER: 50FRiCKINGboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.
USER: 50FrickingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA**IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50FrickingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourA**IfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
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John Rylance
1 year ago#1
This could end with
“Collapse of stout party.”
Traditionally the punchline to a ponderous and verbose jokes.
Though the whole thing is best summed up by heart felt feeling of losing the will to live it evokes.
I enjoyed this joke.