Have you ever caught someone's eye?

So bad, it's funny

A man is dining alone, in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down but he lacks the nerve to talk with her. He is deciding on how to get his courage up and is just about ready to say something to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He is surprised, but being a pretty good athlete he reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. 

He agrees and is delighted. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards, they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They then go out dancing at an after-hours club. At the club, they talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!! You know, he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" No, she replied,

Wait for it....................................................

 "You just happened to catch my eye."