How to write good.
- Avoid Alliteration. Always.
- Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
- Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
- Employ the vernacular.
- Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
- Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
- It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
- Contractions arent necessary.
- Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
- One should never generalize.
- Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
- Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
- Dont be redundant; dont use more words than necessary; its highly superfluous.
- Profanity sucks.
- Be more or less specific.
- Understatement is always best.
- Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
- One word sentences? Eliminate.
- Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
- The passive voice is to be avoided.
- Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
- Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
- Who needs rhetorical questions?
The second set of rules is derived from William Safire's Rules for Writers.
- Parenthetical words however must be enclosed in commas.
- It behooves you to avoid archaic expressions.
- Avoid archaeic spellings too.
- Don't repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
- Don't use commas, that, are not, necessary.
- Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively.
- Never use a big word when a diminutive alternative would suffice.
- Subject and verb always has to agree.
- Placing a comma between subject and predicate, is not correct.
- Use youre spell chekker to avoid mispeling and to catch typograhpical errers.
- Don't repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
- Use the apostrophe in it's proper place and omit it when its not needed.
- Don't never use no double negatives.
- Poofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- Hopefully, you will use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
- Eschew obfuscation.
- No sentence fragments.
- Don't indulge in sesquipedalian lexicological constructions.
- A writer must not shift your point of view.
- Don't overuse exclamation marks!!
- Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.
- Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
- If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
- Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
- Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
- Always pick on the correct idiom.
- The adverb always follows the verb.
- Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
- If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be by rereading and editing.
- And always be sure to finish what
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Gert Scholtz
7 years ago #36
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #35
I are happy that you am Joel.
Joel Anderson
7 years ago #34
Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess
7 years ago #33
Oh, some of those hurt my eyes and mind, Kevin Pashuk! But they're funny for sure, and thanks!
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #32
Javier Cámara-Rica 🐝🇪🇸
7 years ago #31
thanks Federico \u00c1lvarez San Mart\u00edn
Javier Cámara-Rica 🐝🇪🇸
7 years ago #30
yes @phil@philPhil Friedman
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #29
@Kevin Pashuk ( with CC to Javier Javier C\u00e1mara Rica) - For the record, beBee needs to remove the "remove" button from the right side of the mobile comments screens, or at least provide a confirmation step or better an "undo" feature. Right-handed scrolling down a list of comments makes it too easy to accidentally remove a comment, then not recoverable, as happened to me in your case and several others. If engagement is important, this is an important issue. For having read a piece and made a sincere comment (not just a one line quip or an attaboy), it is disheartening to accidentally remove that comment while looking at the author's reply.
Mamen 🐝 Delgado
7 years ago #28
Ken Boddie
7 years ago #27
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #26
Thanks Maja Vujovic. You get a point to recognize that even the title points out a grammatical error.
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #25
Thanks for visiting and commenting Phil Friedman. I can identify.... Autocorrect is my worst enema
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #24
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #23
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #22
I did notice that it took a long time this morning for beBee to actually link to Susan's post on LI. I wonder if LI has built a wall to prevent authors from escaping? :)
Ken Boddie
7 years ago #21
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #20
Some analogies do work well Zack Thorn. My favourite is 'like a screen door on a submarine' to describe something useless.
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #19
Can we clarify please Ken Boddie, which direction the ......👊 💥 ! ! ! is going?
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #18
That last rule is not exclusive to writing. My darling wife (who I love very much) is a Jedi in the use of the unfinished sentence. Somehow I missed my Jedi training to automatically know what the end of the sentence should be, and it usually lands me in hot water.
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #17
Thanks Philip
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #16
Keep working on getting Susan over her Franci Eugenia Hoffman. I've just posted her latest LI article over here on beBee so the folks here can understand why we want her to join this tribe.
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #15
Thanks
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #14
Yes, we, have, like a fish on a bicycle.
Ken Boddie
7 years ago #13
Dean Owen
7 years ago #12
Mohammed Abdul Jawad
7 years ago #11
don kerr
7 years ago #10
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #9
They done learned me good in school Don Kerr
don kerr
7 years ago #8
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #7
Let's try this out and see if you get this Pam. Reply back if you were notified.
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #6
You are very welcome Qamar Ali Khan. The English language has been described as a moving target. I have the utmost respect for those who learn it as a second language and become fluent. I've been working at it since birth and still get discombobulated.
Wayne Yoshida
7 years ago #5
Qamar Ali Khan
7 years ago #4
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #3
Thanks Franci Eugenia Hoffman. I follow Susan... We should convince her to #beBee! (Oops, there are those darn ellipses again!)
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #2
Paul \, I have a problem with ellipses... ... I really want the reader to pause for the punchline... ... but then the grammar particularians jump in and tell me I'm using them incorrectly.
Kevin Pashuk
7 years ago #1