My Series Of Mini-Rants Called “The Trumpanzee Cage”

One of the people I despise most on the planet is Donald Trump. There are many reason for this. All of which he is not only guilty of being, but has actually boasted about.
For some strange reason he has been captivating the simple minded in America to the extent where it has gained him the nomination of the Republican party, the majority of which do not want to have anything to do with him.
I spent a good part of my youth in America and I have a genuine fondness for the country. I also, as a Canadian, have a genuine concern about the possibility of having a deranged moron as president of a country we share a massive border with.
So my contribution to the anti-Trump movement has been a series of social media posts or mini rants I call THE TRUMPANZEE CAGE, with apologies to all chimps, monkeys and gorillas who, as species, are all more intelligent than Trump. 
Here is a selection of the most recent of these pieces.

THE TRUMPANZEE CAGE VOL 7: The Republican Party. There was a time when they had the best interest of their country at heart. But today they're viewed (by non-morons) as nothing more than corporate lobbyist controlled minions. Minions, as we all know, are mindless henchmen, doing the bidding of their employers. Is it any wonder that a complete asshole and greedy opportunist like Trump would appear on the scene promising to make America great again? 
But in order to do that he first had to convince a lot of people that America was really screwed up. He did this through constant repetition of the same bullshit. 
The media helped him out will thousands of hours of free publicity, and his hard core supporters, became his own private army inciting violence all over the place. It would be a brilliant strategy if it wasn't so freakin' sick, because it's only designed to feed Trump's ego. And there's the rub.
The Trump movement is nothing more than domestic terrorist organization created by the Republican elite and it's severely backfiring on them. It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of slimeballs.
THE TRUMPANZEE CAGE VOL 8: People are messaging me to thank me for all the shit I have been writing about Trump. 
I don't believe any of it of course. Donald Trump is a man of real integrity, awesome presentation skill and a great leader of people.
 Sadly however, he traded in all those qualities when he decided to run for president, because he realized that the only way he was going to have a chance to win is by becoming a complete asshole/racist/misogynist/hate monger. 
The strange thing is that it actually works for him. So honestly, you have to applaud his brilliance even if his persona and the possibility of him running your country make you physically ill.
THE TRUMPANZEE CAGE VOL 9: With crazy people, it seems like every day they manage to step in some kind of shit and track it all over the place.
Today, it's the news that Trump bought New Jersey heavyweight Chris Christie's endorsement for $250,000. Christie is probably still waiting for his money though, because the Trumpanzee is famous for welching on his debts. 
Kinda like he's planning to do with the US deficit if he gets elected. This of course is stupidity on a world class level and something that any congress, even a bunch of asshole Republicans, would freak out over. And that's the trouble with Trump in a nutshell. 
He keeps promising the idiots that support him all kinds of shit that are basically not possible to achieve. And even if they could figure out how to do them, how are they gonna be paid for? The Mexican wall alone is estimated to ultimate cost about $14 Trillion all tolled. So the real question is how much does the USA get to lose if Trump wins? LOL.You people are so screwed.
THE TRUMPANZEE CAGE VOL 10: So today I heard that the Trumpanzee has locked up an endorsement from the NRA, not that it adds any new voters to his roster of idiot followers. They're all gun totin' assholes anyway.
Trump actually brags about his carry permit, which means that pretty much at any given time he could whip out his H&K and fill you full of lead. One of these days he will probably do just that to some poor schmuck, so watch out for him. 
He'll be in an extremely pissed off state after the election, regardless whether he wins or loses. If he loses he'll be pissed off because he's a big time loser and everybody will know it, and if he wins, it will undoubtedly dawn on him that his life will be all about kissing ass for the next four years, and that will piss him off too. Couldn't happen to a nicer turd.
THE TRUMPANZEE CAGE VOL 11: Since the Trumpanzee has made families fair game by promising to wipe out the families of terrorists, lets' consider his family. This is one of the Junior Trumpanzees and his opinion on Hispanics. The trouble is there are millions of Trump supporters reading this and thinking..’Damn Straight!’ 
I'm not sure when ignorance took over at the main defining characteristic of a modern day Republican. But it will go down as one of the sadder days in American history.
THE TRUMPANZEE CAGE VOL 12: So now we have reports that Trump's Campaign's principal funders (70%) were all Trump owned entities.
So in essence his campaign owes him something in the neighbourhood of $43 Million. 
Now Trump claims that these loans won't have to be repaid but everybody who has seen him in action (except for the abject idiots who don't know better) knows that he is a pathological liar and so will demand to be paid back especially if he loses. 
This means he gets to profit off his own election campaign and gets to write off all the donations his companies made. 
This lowers the bar of slimeballism, even for politicians. But he's gonna build a damn wall and make Mexico pay for it...so everything will be alright.
Trump supporters...what the hell is wrong with you?
After posting these on Facebook, where I have a number of American friends, you would be surprised at just how many of them have thanked me for this series, and begged me to keep it up.
I  am neither a Liberal nor am I a conservative. Just a human being who knows a con job when I see one.

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