Some Dad Jokes
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
I’m worried about the calendar. Its days are numbered.
What time did the person go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes, but it turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
I don’t know what the best thing about Switzerland is, but the flag is a big plus.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? They just wanted a bit more space.
I don’t trust stairs — they’re always up to something.
What’s Forrest Gump’s computer password? 1forrest1.
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.
I tell dad jokes but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
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John Rylance
2 months ago #1
Some of these are so corny I can barley stand them.
At least they are over quickly unlike videos of Dads dancing.
Have a great weekend.