Watch Out: People are going crazy

Thanks to my friend David for the following:

Good Morning everyone,

Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lockdown! 

Actually, I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting worse. 

The Blender was spinning out of control when I had to turn her down due to her being too juiced to understand the situation.

I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. The dryer listened and then said that everything I was hearing or thinking was being fluffed up.

Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. While I thought the freezer took being cold to an extreme.

In the end, the iron straightened me out as she said everything will be fine, no situation is too pressing.

The hoover was very unsympathetic... told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! 

The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything but the doorknob told me to get a grip. 

The shower said I should lather up and let the situation wash all over me.

The sofa suggested that I should just sleep on it, letting sleeping dogs lie and that might cushion the blow. 

The TV just went blank and refused to show any more images.

The front door said I was unhinged and so the curtains told me to ........yes, you guessed it .....pull myself together.

Go ahead and steal it - I did!!