Some Humour on a wet Wednesday
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder
There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
About ‘Living in the Past
We used to go to weddings,
Football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes
And after-funeral brunches.
We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel
To places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
From riding in the car.
We used to go to nightclubs
And drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
And watch the evening news
That, my friend, is how life is,
And now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up
Before you're too damned old

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John Rylance
1 year ago#1
Very true
Brought to mind the Forsters lager advert.
When the old man is asked,
Have you drunk it all your life?
Not yet was his reply