Jim Murray

1 year ago ·

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Nightmare de Jour

Nightmare de Jour

AN

WS

MY TRIP THROUGH
THE NINTH GATE OF HELL.

I have been using Adobe InDesign for a number of
years. This morning | contacted the company to
cancel my subscription, which | thought | had done a
couple of weeks ago, but received no confirmation.

So today, | ventured forth to see if | could actually
figure out if | had actually cancelled my subscription.

This was a real eye-opener. Adobe's customer
interface is completely automated and extremely
frustrating. It turned what used to be a simple three
or four-stroke conversation, with human beings on
either end, into a 45-minute ordeal with two different
bots.

They came very close to actually refusing to cancel
my subscription, insisting they would give me
another three months of free service. Which meant
nothing to me because | was cancelling and no
longer used the freakin’ program.

Finally, 45 minutes of texting later, they cancelled my
subscription.

The only reason | am writing this is that people need
to be aware that, as the Al bullshit train plows along,
we can all look forward to less and less actual
human contact, and more and more human
frustration.

I know a lot of businesses operate this way. But |
have to say that the PR value of this is way off in the
negative space.
Business
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