Jim Murray

2 years ago ·

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The Canadian Report Vol 1.

The Canadian Report Vol 1.

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THE CANADIAN REPORT

Despite all the ranting and raving from right
wing journalists, it’s business as unusual here
in the Great White North.

The arsehole truckers are no longer stinkin’
up the capital with their exhaust fumes and
smelly farts.

The plague is slowly but surely getting
under control. But that’s all a matter of
interpretation.

The Maple Leaves are holding their own this
season, but there's plenty of time for them
to fuck it all up, eh. And it’s nip and tuck for
the Raptors, holding on for dear life to that
last playoff spot.

None of my friends died this week, which
is unusual. So that's good.

Heather's arm is healin’ up. But these things
take time, don’t ya know.

And we're all supportin’ the Ukraine. Cause
we know what it’s like to have a big crazy
country right next door.

¥

If It's Not Canadian, It's Crap.
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